Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.

I sang today, 

but it wasn't good. 

I drew a picture today, 

but I didn't finish it. 

I saw a tractor trailer full of tires, 

not really sure why though.

I missed someone today, 

but didn't have the chance to tell them.

I was given some advice today, 

and I didn't take it right away.

I should have gone to my own school today, 

but I went to philosophy with a friend. 

I heard a song on the radio I liked, 

can't remember the name of it though.

I was going to visit someone today, 

but I kept walking.

I laughed today, 

and I felt a bit happier. 

Today, was a lovely day. Skipped school, hit up a philosophy class, perused the streets with a faux british accent(horribly by the way), just had a lovely time. In this philosophy class I learned about ambiguities, and syntactic, and semantic ones, here are some of the examples the teacher gave us, now keep in mind these are actual headlines:

Miners Refuse To Work After Death

New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

Local High School Drop-Outs Cut In Half

Elderly Often Burn Victims. 

Then he said something like "I love philosophy more than my wife"  ... "Now does that mean my wife loves philosophy? Or I love philosophy more than I love my wife? And there's also the concept of love... what is that anyway??"

I laughed, and below is a diagram of how this man draws a cat. (Side note I just spelled cat with a k, and wondered why it was wrong O.o) 

MS PAINT FTW. 

And that's all folks. 

♥ b. 

A sign reads:

'Summit Centre - Oral and Facial Surgery"

B says "You should go in there and get some facial surgery, because I don't really like your face"

Kirs says "You should go in there and get some oral..."

At the same time B says "What's wrong with my teeth??:(" WHILST Kirs says "Pop that cherry."